Hilarious Celebrity Sex Quotes!

It's no real secret that most famous people have colourful personalities, and whenever they splash just a little bit too much colour around, it always makes for something interesting! When that something also happens to be sex, you just know that it'll be juicy.

Posh24 has listed 12 of the most interesting and outrageous celebrity quotes on sex - but be aware, this is not something for the faint hearted!
Shia LaBeouf
Pink: "I'm trisexual. I'll try anything once."
Robin Williams
Shia LaBeouf: "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
Robert De Niro
Robin Williams: "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Madonna
Robert De Niro: "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful"
Paris Hilton
Madonna: "Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book."
Sharon Stone
Paris Hilton: "Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
Hugh Hefner
Sharon Stone: "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Angelina Jolie
Hugh Hefner: "Picasso had his Pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now."
John Mayer
Angelina Jolie: "Honestly, I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the thick, the thin. Which is a problem when I'm walking down the street."
Eminem
John Mayer: "I am the new generation of masturbator, I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week..."
Pink
Eminem: "Don't do drugs, don`t have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."
Robbie Williams
Source: WENN.com
Robbie Williams: "I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least 2 members of the Spice Girls."
Published Nov 19 2010 7:44 PM
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