Jesus Dumps Madonna?!

A source close to Madonna's toy-boy boyfriend Jesus Luz has leaked to the press that Jesus has dumped her! With a 28 year old difference between Madonna 51 and Jesus 23, are we really that surprised? Jesus has finally realised after a year of dating, that he and Madonna have very little in common and are at totally different stage in their lives. Wow, and it took a year to figure this out? No official word from Madonna's people about the split yet, so don't get too excited yet girls, Jesus is not officially available yet! (Source: DailyMail)