Top List! 10 Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Related Quotes!
We guess everyone is aware of Jessica Simpson
's ongoing pregnancy. She's all over the place talking about her future motherhood and her feelings about being pregnant. But she's not only known for being huge (literally) - she's also well known for talking before thinking. We've gathered our ten favorite Jessica Simpson
pregnancy related quotes. Click on the pics and read what she has to say! It's hilarious!
10. On her cravings for desserts: "... Slutty Brownies. They are a layer of cookie dough, a layer of Oreo cookies and a layer of brownie dough, and then you bake it together. It's amazing."
09. On her pregnancy cravings: "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich."
08. On her sex life during her pregnancy: "I am definitely feeling intimate. I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!"
06. After realizing she was pregnant: "¨"I'm a free-spirited girl, but giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me!"
05. On how she found out about her pregnancy: "I was just like, 'Why do I feel guilty about going to have cocktails with my friends? Maybe I should just pee on a stick!'"
04. Jessica about the rumors that she is pregnant with twins: "There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player."
03. Regarding to her water breaking: "Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant. And let's hope it doesn't happen tonight!"
02. On her daughter inheritating Eric Johnson's passion for sports: "¨"I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nike
instead of Christian Louboutin
01. On her gigantic belly: "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha."
Published Mar 21 2012 11:12 PM
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