So get this, Lindsay Lohan has pretty much hit rock bottom a thousand times now, but this might just be the most desperate thing we've ever heard. A talent agency has started a collaboration with the former promising teen star, and is offering Lindsay to attend your wedding or Bat Mitzvah, etc.
"Book One of Hollywood’s Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now! Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist.", the ad says. You can also pay to video chat with her, or book her to pay your club a visit. Honestly Lindsay, get a grip of yourself! This will not end up well... (popcrunch)