Say What? Dumbest Celebrity Quotes!

Monday 12:12 PM, 28/11/2011
"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated."
- So this is how Joel Madden charmed Nicole Richie?

"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated."
- So this is how Joel Madden charmed Nicole Richie?
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” 
-Christina Aguilera, if you just repeat that question one more time, we think you can figure it out!

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
-Christina Aguilera, if you just repeat that question one more time, we think you can figure it out!

“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
-Matthew McConaughey gives us a bit too much information about when his Brazilian wife, Camila, gave birth to their son Levi.

“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
-Matthew McConaughey gives us a bit too much information about when his Brazilian wife, Camila, gave birth to their son Levi.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- What in the world were you thinking while saying that, Mariah Carey?

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- What in the world were you thinking while saying that, Mariah Carey?
"I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God"
-You're almost there Madonna, almost there

"I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God"
-You're almost there Madonna, almost there
"I still love her... but she's retarded, too"
-Guy Richie about his ex-wife Madonna

"I still love her... but she's retarded, too"
-Guy Richie about his ex-wife Madonna
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
- Well, we must say, Ellen DeGeneres does have a point there.

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
- Well, we must say, Ellen DeGeneres does have a point there.
“When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time. ” 
- Lady Gaga gives away how to create monster hits

“When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time. ”
- Lady Gaga gives away how to create monster hits
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."
-Johnny Depp reveals his biggest beauty secret

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."
-Johnny Depp reveals his biggest beauty secret
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Geography isn't Britney Spears' strongest side

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Geography isn't Britney Spears' strongest side
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't seem to be clear about what being gay means

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't seem to be clear about what being gay means
We often say things that can sound kind of dumb, sometimes we just aren't thinking! The good thing is that they're forgotten within a few days, but the problem with being famous is that the entire world can hear you and they don't forget! Click on the pics to read some of the dumbest celebrity quotes, like Johnny Depp's beauty secret and Britney Spear's geography knowledge.

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