Ricky Gervais' Funniest Bits and Tricks!

Tuesday 7:18 PM, 17/01/2012
Ricky Gervais' Funniest Bits and Tricks!

Ricky had a piece of advice for all the winners: "You don't need to thank everyone you've ever met or members of your family, who have done nothing. Just the main two - your agent and God."
"The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. Bit louder, bit trashier, bit drunker, and more easily bought - allegedly."

"The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. Bit louder, bit trashier, bit drunker, and more easily bought - allegedly."
"What you don't know about him is, is he's very racist. Very. I mean, really, nasty stuff. Also, I've seen him punch a little blind kitten. Please welcome the evil Colin Firth."

"What you don't know about him is, is he's very racist. Very. I mean, really, nasty stuff. Also, I've seen him punch a little blind kitten. Please welcome the evil Colin Firth."
" made her mark in comedy this summer by defecating into a sink . Amazingly, that's still less demeaning than what most of you have done to make it in show business."

"[Melissa McCarthy] made her mark in comedy this summer by defecating into a sink [In 'Bridesmaids']. Amazingly, that's still less demeaning than what most of you have done to make it in show business."
"Last year, our next presenter won both the Golden Globe and the Oscar for her work in Black Swan. This year, she took some time out to have a baby. Consequently, she's been nominated for nothing. Really pathetic. But she learned that valuable lesson you all already knew: Never put family first. Please welcome the very foolish Natalie Portman."

"Last year, our next presenter won both the Golden Globe and the Oscar for her work in Black Swan. This year, she took some time out to have a baby. Consequently, she's been nominated for nothing. Really pathetic. But she learned that valuable lesson you all already knew: Never put family first. Please welcome the very foolish Natalie Portman."
“Who needs the Oscars? Not me — and not Eddie Murphy. He walked out on ‘em. He said ‘no.’ Good for him. But when the man who said ‘yes’ to ‘Norbit’ says ‘no’ to you, you know you’re in trouble.”

“Who needs the Oscars? Not me — and not Eddie Murphy. He walked out on ‘em. He said ‘no.’ Good for him. But when the man who said ‘yes’ to ‘Norbit’ says ‘no’ to you, you know you’re in trouble.”
"Our next presenter is the Queen of Pop, Not you, Elton John, sit down. She’s all woman. I’ll give you some clues. She’s always vogue. She’s a material girl. And she’s just like a virgin." But when Madonna got up on stage she fired back at Ricky, "If you say I’m still like a virgin, Ricky, why don’t you come over here and do something about it, I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years on TV."

"Our next presenter is the Queen of Pop, Not you, Elton John, sit down. She’s all woman. I’ll give you some clues. She’s always vogue. She’s a material girl. And she’s just like a virgin." But when Madonna got up on stage she fired back at Ricky, "If you say I’m still like a virgin, Ricky, why don’t you come over here and do something about it, I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years on TV."
Ricky Gervais, the English comedian who hosted the Golden Globes has received both a lot of good and bad reviews for his act. Well, we think he's hilarious, it's always fun when someone mocks the celebrities a bit. Click on the pictures to read Ricky's funniest jokes and comments!




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